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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 09:58
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No way
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No go.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance